Hiki iāʻoe ke hoʻomanaʻo i kona laweʻana i ka home mai ka keʻena aiʻole ka haleʻaina i kahi wahi liʻiliʻi: he nani pale nani, kahi'ōmaʻomaʻo, kahi ipu liʻiliʻi e nānā pono i ka papaʻaina.
Ma keʻano he kūlana, ma hope o ka "keiki," ua loaʻa i ka "ʻaihue" ka manaʻo o kaʻoliʻoli, ka lono o adrenaline, kahi eʻoluʻolu ai i nā aʻalolo. A laila, huhū maila ka huhū i kāna hana, ka hilahila a me ka hoʻohikiʻana iā ia ihoʻaʻole e hiki hou kēia. Akā, ua hala kekahi manawa, ua poina nā'ōlelo hoʻohiki, a ua hoʻopauʻia ka makemake e lawe aku i ka mea kūʻai.
E like me ka mea e'ōlelo ai nā kānakaʻepekema,ʻaʻole pono i ia "mau lāʻau",ʻaʻole pono e hahau iā ia iho. ʻO ka hapalua o ka poʻe o ka honua keʻeha like. ʻO nā manaʻo hauʻoli mai ka manawa kūpono e loaʻa ai nā mea liʻiliʻi maikaʻi loa me ka hoʻokuʻuʻoleʻia ka hopena maikaʻi o ke kūlana o ka wahine. He mea pono ke hopohopo no ka uluʻana o kahi mea liʻiliʻi i loko o kahi nui, i kapaʻia he kleptomania.
ʻO ka hapa nui o nā "lawe"ʻia he mau meaʻole: pepa keʻena, kahi paopao a me kahi shamoa mai ka hōkele, nā envelopes, kahi liʻiliʻi liʻiliʻi, penikala a me nā peni. Akā,ʻo ka mea iʻaihueʻia (ʻo ia hoʻi, inā e haehaeʻoe i kahi lau, lālā), e like me ka'ōlelo Rūkiia, e pale maikaʻi i ke aʻa a ulu.
ʻO kaʻike mua o iaʻano prank, e like me keʻano, he wahine i loaʻa i ka wā kamaliʻi. Hiki iā ia ke hoʻolaha hoʻolaha kūʻokoʻa o nā huahana hou, e like me ka meaʻono maikaʻi. Ma hope o ka loaʻaʻana o kekahi makana waiwai a makemake nuiʻia, e kuʻi pinepine nā kaikamāhine i ka wā a hiki i ka heluʻana o nā mea kūʻai iā lākou. Hiki keʻano likeʻole kaʻike mua. No laila, i koʻu wā liʻiliʻi, aia kekahi hihia ma hope. Hele mākou i nā hoaaloha o nā mākua, kahi i loaʻa ai kahi kaikamahine o koʻu mau makahiki. Ua pāʻani mākou, e hōʻike ana i nāʻaʻahu no Barbie pōpili. A ke hoʻomanaʻo nei au i koʻuʻanoʻono i hoʻokahi loleʻulaʻulaʻulaʻula āna i loaʻa ai! Ua haʻalele ke kaikamahine i ka lumi, a ua hoʻokomo koke au i nāʻaʻahu o ka'īlio i loko o kaʻuʻeke. Ma ka home, ua hōʻaʻahu au i kaʻu Barbie i kahi hoʻopiʻi hou, i lilo i mea naniʻole, i ka wā kahiko. Akā, i ka manawa o koʻu hūnāʻana, ua likeʻo ia me aʻu i ka nani loa o ka honua.
ʻO kaʻoluʻolu no nā "mea liʻiliʻi liʻiliʻi"ʻole he malihini i ka poʻe kaulana. No laila, ua hōʻike mai kahi mea penaʻAmelika ma kahi hālāwai ninaninau ua laweʻo ia i kaʻaʻahuʻulaʻula hikiʻole mai ka hōkele ma Palika, me ka meaʻole he meaʻole ke ola. Hiki i nā luna politika ke lawe i nā koko, nā pahi, nā lole, a me kekahi mau keiani mai nā haleʻaina.
Aia kekahiʻanoʻokoʻa o ka "prank wahine" i ka wā eʻohi ai i nā puke palapala liʻiliʻi a me nā hoʻolaha hoʻolaha mai nā hōʻike a me nā hālāwai. ʻAʻole wale nā puke liʻiliʻi wale nō, ua laweʻia nā puke a me nā puke pai ma loko, akā, nā uku kumukūʻai hoʻi! I kekahi manawa, hāʻawi nā poʻe hana koʻikoʻi i nā mea hoʻomanaʻo liʻiliʻi, nā mea kope, nā mea pāʻani, nā pīpī kiole a me nā T-shirts no ke kaʻawaleʻana i nā hōʻike. A he mea hoʻohilahilaʻole i ka nui o ka nui o ka nui o ke kākahu iʻoi aku ka nui ma mua o ka mea e pono ai,ʻo ia mau penikala, nā pahu a me nā mea hoʻomanaʻo o ka hale e hōʻiliʻili nuiʻia. Akā,ʻaʻohe mea like! Ma hope o ka paʻiʻiaʻana o nā pahu ma luna o kaʻaha keʻena me nā'ōpala kūponoʻole, e hoʻomaʻemaʻeʻia ka holoiʻana a pau nā mea a pau. Ua paniʻia ka wahi no nā hui hou.
ʻO kēiaʻano, he mea ia e like me nā wāhine o ka Soviet Union mua, i ka wā o ka paʻakikī i ka loaʻaʻana o kekahi mea nani a maʻalahi i hoʻopaʻaʻia no nā mea maʻalahi. Akā, e like me nā noiʻi o kaʻikepili i mālamaʻia ma ka US, Iapana,ʻEulopa,ʻo kēlā me kēia hapakolu e noho ana i kahi mea "yes" tyrit "home, makemake i ka makemake no ka loaʻaʻoleʻana o nā mea nani nani. ʻO ka hewa keikiʻole he meaʻole loa ia, ināʻaʻole ia e ulu i ka mokuhue nui.