ʻO ka hoʻouluʻana i loko o mākou mai ka wā kamaliʻi mai kahi manaʻo noʻonoʻo, ua wehewehe nā mākua i nā mea e hiki ke haʻiʻia aku i nā mea'ē aʻe, a he mea pono e hōʻoleʻia. Kūkākūkā me ka wahine'ē aʻe, ma loko o nā makahiki i hoʻomaka ai mākou eʻike e hiki iā mākou ke kamaʻilio i nā kāne a me ka meaʻole. Eia kekahi, ua hoʻoholo lākou,ʻaʻole e haʻiʻia nā wāhine ma kekahiʻano. Akā,ʻaʻole lākou i ho'ōki e noʻonoʻo i kēia mea ... Ke makemake neiʻoe eʻike i kaʻoiaʻiʻo e hūnā nei lākou iā mākou?
1. Inā kānaluaʻoe inā pahaʻoe he momona, pono paha heʻano kēia. Mai nīnau mai iaʻu, hōʻole wau e pane. Ināʻaʻole, e hoʻomanaʻo hou nō wau i ka huahana mai "Pono, e kali!", Kahi o ka puaʻa i loko oʻehā puʻupuʻu brassiere i kahi lapu.
2. Inā makemakeʻoe e noi i kekahi mea, ua lawa ka haʻiʻana no ia mea. E hoʻomaopopo, i ka hope, ua maʻalahi mākou. ʻAʻole mākou i maopopo i nā hōʻailona hūnā. ʻAʻohe pono ka hoʻopuniʻana i nā nīnau, nā nīnau liʻiliʻi, i hoʻopiliʻia e ka grimaces -ʻoiai. E haʻi wale iaʻu i kāu makemake.
3. Inā nīnauʻoe i kahi nīnau āu e manaʻoʻole ana i ka pane, mai kānaluaʻoe inā loaʻa iāʻoe kahi pane e makemakeʻole e lohe.
4. Inā e noi aku iāʻoe e hāʻawi mai i kaʻai iaʻu,ʻaʻole au he mea'ē aʻe. ʻAʻole ia e hōʻino i ka nele i ka berena ma ka papaʻaina. ʻAʻole mākou e komo i nā kuhikuhi a me nā'ōlelo hōʻino.
5.ʻAʻohe mea e nīnau mai iaʻu i koʻu manaʻo. 95, 5% o ko lākou manawa, nā kāne e noʻonoʻo e pili ana i ka wahine. ʻAʻole,ʻaʻole mākou e hopohopo, makemake mākou e like me ka nui loa.
6. I kekahi manawaʻaʻole au e noʻonoʻo iāʻoe. ʻAʻohe mea hewa me kēlā. E hoʻohana wale i kahi. Mai nīnau mai iaʻu i koʻu manaʻo, ināʻaʻole pahaʻoe e mākaukau e kamaʻilio e pili ana i kaʻoihana politika, kaʻoihana waiwai, kaʻikepili, ka pīpeka, ka pila, nā kaʻa.
7. Pōʻalima, Pōʻalima, Sābati = mau hoaaloha = ka pôpeka ma TV = ka pia = mau manawa pōʻino. Ua like ia me ka mahina piha, ke kai a me ke kai. He mea hikiʻole kēia.
8. Kipiʻai -ʻaʻoheʻoluʻolu, aʻaʻole loa au e makemake ia!
9. Inā hele mākou i kekahi wahi, heleʻoe i kēlā mau lole i loaʻa iāʻoe wale nō. Ke hoʻohiki nei au.
10. Ua nui kou lole a me kou mau kāmaʻa. ʻO ka'ōiwi ka mea hōʻailona. ʻAʻole wau e hōʻike i kaʻu aloha iāʻoe.
11. He nui nā kāmaʻaʻelima o nā kānaka. He aha kāu e noʻonoʻo ai hiki iaʻu ke hoʻoholo i kahi o kāu mau kāmaʻa he 30 o ka maikaʻi no kēia?
12. E pane pololei nā pane likeʻole "ʻae" a iʻole "no", me kaʻole o ka nīnau.
13. Inā loaʻa iāʻoe kekahi pilikia, e noi mai iaʻu e kōkua wale i ka lanakilaʻana iā lākou. Mai noi mai iaʻu e aloha aku iāʻoe e like me kou mau hoaaloha.
14.ʻO ka maʻiʻeha, heʻewalu mau hebedoma i hala,ʻaʻole he maʻiʻeha. Hele i ke kauka!
15. Inā wau e'ōlelo aku i kahi mea hiki keʻikeʻia i nā alaʻelua, aʻo kekahi o nā koho e hoʻopilikia iāʻoe,ʻo wau kekahi i kekahi!
16. I nā kānaka a pau he 16 wale nō kaʻoni. ʻO ka hua Peach he hua,ʻaʻohe kala!
17. He aha kēiaʻano maʻamau no ka'ōlohelohe o'Apriko (t) a pehea pehea, e hoʻokomoʻia i ka papapalapala?
18. Pai mākou i ka beer e like me kou mauʻeke. ʻAʻoleʻoe i maopopo i kēia,ʻaʻole mākou.
19. Inā wau e nīnau iāʻoe i ka mea i hanaʻia, a ke'ōlelo neiʻoe "ʻaʻole," ke manaʻoʻiʻo nei au iāʻoe a e hana ana e like me nā mea a pau!
20. Mai nīnau: "E likeʻoe me aʻu?" E maopopo,ʻaʻole au i noho maʻaneʻi i kēia wā, ināʻaʻole pela.
Aʻo ka hopena,ʻo ka mea nui a nā kānaka e makemake ai e haʻi iā mākou (ināʻoi aku ka ikaika o lākou) - ināʻo ka liʻiliʻi loa,ʻaʻole ia he mea e hana nei, koho i ka mea maʻalahi. Ma hope o nā mea a pau, he poʻe maʻalahi loa nā kānaka. Ke kānalua nei pahaʻoe i kēia?