ʻO wai nā kānaka e noʻonoʻo ai i nā ū o nā wāhine a me ka pope

Ua like nā kānaka me ka haʻalulu mai ka wā kahiko i ka wahine e hele i mua e mahalo i ko lākou "pae lima" a e honi i ka lima e hiki ai ke nānā pono i ka pahu. A ma kēia haʻalulu i ka nui o kaʻoiaʻiʻo. Makemake nā kāne i nā leʻaleʻa wahine i kahi kūlana haʻahaʻa, akā, ma muli o ka hoʻokumuʻana o kaʻahahui i nāʻano kuʻuna, eʻakaʻaka kekahi mai ia mea. Hikiʻole i nā wāhine ke hoʻomaopopo i ko lākou mau mea hilahilaʻole a kala i nā manaʻo i weheʻoleʻia. He mea weliweli e noʻonoʻo i keʻano o ka honua e nānā ai inā ua hoʻopā nā kānaka i ka wahine a me nā kīʻaha e like me ka pinepineʻana a me kaʻikeʻole i ka hoʻopāʻana i ko lākou mau maka a me nā manaʻo. Akā, ma ke kūkākūkā pololeiʻana,ʻaʻole nā ​​kānaka e kāohi i ko lākou mau manaʻo, manaʻo, a me ka'ōlelo e haʻi ai i ka hilahila o ka umauma a me ka pope. 'Oke?

ʻO Oleg, he mea hoʻokele kaʻa kaʻa, 37 makahiki

"Auē! Ma ka umauma a me ke kahuna hiki iaʻu ke kamaʻilio mau loa! He leʻaleʻa punahele wau no kēia kumuhana: - He aha ka mea likeʻole o ke ahi i loaʻa i kekahi wahine? ʻO ka mea nuiʻo ia iʻike i ka hanaʻana i ka borsch maikaʻi! "E kālua wau iāʻoe i kahi borscht eʻai pūʻoe me kahi pū!" Aʻo wau nō ka mea e ale ai i kou alelo. - A keʻoki nei au i ka pokai i mea e pale ai ka wahine i kona kūlana! - Eia ka pancake! Inā maikaʻi, inā e hōʻike i kou umauma. E koho au! ʻAʻole loa au e pili i ka umauma a me ka pope. ʻO ka wahine, kahi a lākou eʻono nei,ʻaʻole hiki iaʻu ke hōʻole i kekahi mea. ʻO kēiaʻanoʻano hypnosis! A i koʻu hoʻopaʻi! Hele mai wau i oʻu nei wale nō i ka manawa aʻu i hoʻohana ai i kēia! "

Vasily, loio, 50 mau makahiki

"Pau nā mea e pili ana i kaʻuhane, akā, ke nānā like lākou i ka hoki ... aiʻole ma ka umauma. E like me kou makemake. He keiki au o nā wahine e hoʻopiʻi ai! ʻO nā haʻawina,ʻoiaʻiʻo, maikaʻi, akā, i koʻu manaʻo,ʻo ka lush liana a me ka pop popstand ke kī nui nei i ka hoʻokumu a me ke kāne pono. Makemake wau, hōʻeha, nā wāhine "mai hope mai". A i ka wā i heluhelu koke nei au ua hoʻonohonoho ka poʻe sexologistsʻaʻole ia he wahi kaʻawale o ke kino wahine e hoʻonāukiuki i nā kāne, akā he hui pūʻana. ʻO kekahi laʻana, he kahuna'ōpiopio a me ka olonā lahilahi, nā ū nunui a me ke kahuna nui, a pēlā aku, a pela nō. ʻOiaiʻaʻole aloha wale ko mākou kaikunāne i nāʻano wahine momona, akā,ʻo ka hiki ke lawelawe pono iā lākou ma kahi moe. Ua like ia me nā kāne me nā noʻonoʻo - keʻano āu iāʻoe, ināʻaʻoleʻoe iʻike i keʻano e hoʻohana ai! "

Ilya, lunaʻauhau, 31 makahiki

"Ke aloha nei wau i nā wāhine eʻike māmā ana i ka pahu a me ke kahuna. Akā, inā wau i kauʻia ma mua o ka kohoʻana, makemake wau i ka umauma. ʻO kēia'ōpili'ōpili, nā mīni meme, nā pīpī pīpī ... Ma ka mea nui loa, ua hauʻoli au i ka hollow mawaena o nā umauma. He paradaiso! A he mea nuiʻole ka hana o ka umauma - he kepau a he lemoni paha,ʻo ka mea nui keʻike i kēia wahi hohonu loa. ʻO kaʻoi aku,ʻoi aku ka maikaʻi o kaʻikeʻana i nā wahine me ka'ōhū lush. ʻO nā'ōpūʻoi aku he wahine keu. Ua hana nā mea noiʻi i ka hopena o ka umauma i ka hoʻokolohua aʻikeʻia he wahineʻoi aʻe ka maʻalahi i ka loaʻaʻana o ke kaʻa ma mua o ka wahine iʻikeʻoleʻia kona mau umauma. No laila nā wāhine me nā umauma nani a me ka maʻalahi! "

ʻO Andrey, mechanic kaʻa, 24 makahiki

"Ua alakaʻi au i kaʻu noi pono'ī i waena o nā hoaaloha eʻike ai i nā kāne e like me nā wāhine -ʻo ka hoki a me ka pahu. Uaʻike wau i ka hapa nui o nā kānaka i ka pupule e pili ana i ka pahu. Akā,ʻo ia mau mea hoihoi - i ka wā o ka male ke hauʻoli nei lākou e ke kahuna. Pehea koʻu manaʻo? Aloha au i ka "zadki" maikaʻi! ʻAʻole makemake nui nā kamaliʻiʻo Narrow-legged i kekahi. Aʻoiai ... Uaʻike aneiʻoe i nā poʻe maka'āinana i kēia mea? Hiki iā lākou ke hauʻoli e mahalo nui i ko lākou umauma, akā uaʻoluʻolu lākou i ka inuʻana. Pehea e nānā ai nā kānaka i nā umauma nani o nā wahine? Ua pololei kēlā - e like me nā pōpī no kaʻaila kawa. He meaʻoluʻoluʻole ka wehewehe, akā he paʻakikī e huna. Mai makemakeʻoe eʻike i kahi āu e nānā ai. Akā, e nānā pono i kahi wahine me ka nānā a nānā i kāna hoki, hiki i nā mea a pau. ʻO ka meaʻole,ʻaʻole eʻike ka wahine i keʻano o ka "kāne," a no laila,ʻaʻole e hoʻopaʻiʻia kona kuko'ākau. "

ʻO Stanislav, ke poʻo o ka hoʻolālā, 60 makahiki

"Keʻaeʻoiaʻiʻo nei au - ināʻike au i kahi hoki wahine hānai nui nui, hāpai au i kahi moe, makaʻu wau i ka'ō'ō! A hiki i ka wā pōkole,ʻaʻole hiki iaʻu ke ho'ākāka i kēlā "'ōlelo" e like me aʻu nei. Akā i kēia lā, ua hālāwai wau i ka ho'ākākaʻepekema o koʻu huhū no nā wāhine me nā kāhuna nui. Ke hoʻololiʻia neiʻo ia nā maʻalahi a me kona hopohopo no nā keiki olakino. E koho nā kāne ma kahi paepae kūpono "samochek" me nā hiʻupuʻu nui a me nā kīʻaha piha. "Hoʻopiha" a ma keʻano maoli a me keʻano -ʻo ka momona e hōʻiliʻili i nā momona, he mea nui ia no ka hānaiʻana. No laila,ʻo ke kahuna nui he hōʻailona o ke olakino o ka wahine a kamaʻilio i kona hikiʻana ke hāpai, hānau a hānai i kahi keiki. ʻAʻole au iʻike inā ua kōkua mai kēiaʻike iaʻu, a uaʻae paha au i kēia mea, akā,ʻaʻole wau e loaʻa i ka mihi i koʻu wā e hoʻokolokolo ai i nā wāhine e like me ka nui o kā lākou mau kahuna. "

Bogdan, koa, 46 makahiki

"Ua like aneiʻoe i nā ū o nā wāhine e like me kaʻu hana?" ʻAʻole au iʻike inā he mau kānaka hikiʻole ke noho manaʻoʻole i ka umauma nani? ʻO ka Pop, he maikaʻi, akā, he haʻahaʻa a,ʻo keʻano nui, keʻae aku nei au iā ia i ka emiʻana o nā wāhine i ka "ʻoi loa." Akāʻaʻole hiki iaʻu ke kala aku i ka umauma pale no ka wahine. Me ka mahalo a pau i kona manaʻo, i kāna mau talent, i ka hiki ke aloha, a me ka mea'ē aʻe. E like me kēia, he "hoʻopiʻi" wau - pono au e noʻonoʻo mau i nā umauma nani o nā wahine. ʻO kaʻuʻike pono'ī kēia. Akā aia kekahiʻano -ʻaʻole silicone. Me he wahine lā me ka umauma'ōmaʻomaʻo like konaʻano. ʻAʻole maopopo iaʻu, akā,ʻo ka silikoni ka waiwai o "kahe" mai ka umauma a hiki i ke poʻo. ʻO wau no ka pilikino. Ola ke ola o ka wahine. "

ʻO Denis, ka mea kālepa, 30 makahiki

"Popa, ka umauma, ka pūwae, nā wāwae ... Um! ʻO ia ka mea nui loa i loko o ka wahine. I hiki iāʻoe ke komo i kēia nani a pau, ponoʻoe i ka lolo. Ināʻike wau iā lākou i loko o ka wahine, a laila ua nui koʻu mau noʻonoʻo, i hiki ai i nā mea'ē aʻe ke "huki" i koʻu manaʻo, e like me kaʻu e pono ai. A inā ua kaʻawale ke poʻo o ka wahine,ʻaʻole ia he manawaʻoi aku i kahi manawa nani nani. Ua hoʻokani wau a lawa. Hoʻopili kokeʻia. Ma keʻano laulā, aia wau i kēlā mau kānaka e pane ana i ka nīnau "He aha ka mea e makemake ai ka wahine e makemakeʻia e?"'Ōlelo lākou: "E like me kaʻu mea i aloha ai!"ʻO ke kahuna maikaʻi kāu kahuna punahele! E nā wāhine aloha, mai hoʻokaumahaʻoe iāʻoe iho, e hahai i keʻano ma ka umauma a me ka hoki eʻoluʻolu i nā meaʻono a nā kāne. E noi i kāu hana. Make mākou i kāu mea aloha iāʻoe iho. Eʻimi i ke kanaka e hiki ke hoʻomaopopo iāʻoeʻaʻole maopopo - ka umauma a me ka hoki, akā he honua waiwai nui. E ola ana ke kino i ka wā kahiko, a pehea lā auaneʻi kāna aloha iāʻoe? "