He mea paʻakikī loa e kākau e pili ana i kahi wahineʻala, ua likeʻole mākou, heʻokoʻa nā mea'ē aʻe, nā makemake, a me nā mea e hūnā ai, nā kālā likeʻole. A noho mākou a pau i nā kūlanakauhale, nā kauhale a me nā kauhale, aʻaʻole mākou i koho i nā manawa.
I koʻu mau kanakolu, uaʻike au i ka nui, akā,ʻaʻole i loaʻa ka manawa eʻike ai, mahalo, manaʻo, pehea. ʻO ka mea nui loa, uaʻike au i hoʻokahi mea, inā makemakeʻoe e lilo i wahine a hauʻoli i ka holomua me nā kāne - e aʻo e hoʻonani i ka maikaʻi!
I koʻu ola a pau aʻu i hana ai i waena o nā kānaka, maikaʻi, he hana kaʻu e hana ai. Akā naʻe, ua kōkua kēia iaʻu i ka hukiʻana i hoʻokahi hopenaʻaʻole loa e hōʻole kekahi. ʻO nā mea a pau o mākou e pili ana i nā lole, kahi hana, kahi lōʻihi o ka lōʻihi, kilokilo keu,ʻaʻohe mea i hoʻohālikelikeʻia me kahi laʻi o ka meaʻala. ʻO ke kanaka he mea olaʻole, aʻo ka mea nui iā ia,ʻo ia ka mea e puhi ai ka wahine. Pono lākou eʻoluʻolu i ke Akua, i ka lā a me nā lā a pau.
ʻO kekahi hiʻohiʻona o nā kāne,ʻaʻole lākou eʻike i ka heleʻana o ka pumeʻana iāʻoe, e noho mālie. Akā,ʻaʻole makemakeʻia kāna helu helu.
No laila, eia kekahi o kaʻu mau'ōlelo aʻo no ka poʻe makemake e aʻo i kaʻono e like me ka wahine maoli.
E hoʻomaka kākou me ka mea nui, no laila e kamaʻilio me kaʻoiaʻiʻo maoli. Pehea e honi ai i kahi wahine? ʻO ke ala o kahi wahine ka meaʻala o ka hou. I ke kakahiaka a me ke ahiahi - heʻau. Ma hope o nā pāʻani aloha, ponoʻole e hōʻeha. ʻAʻole ia wale nō aʻaʻole nui i ke olakino. Heʻokoʻa. ʻAʻohe Kenzo, Guchi, Nina Richie ... hikiʻole ke pale aku i keʻala o kaʻiliʻili. ʻOiai e nininiʻia ka'ōmole piha ma luna ou. ʻO nā hāpū nui o ka meaʻaila e pāʻani wale nō i kaʻili hou a ma nā kapa maʻemaʻe. ʻAʻole iʻaʻa keʻuhane i ka hoʻokūkū,ʻoiai me nā deodorants. No laila koho i ka deodorant me kaʻalaʻole.
I kēia wahi e waiho ai i kēia mauʻuhane. He nui nā'ōlelo aʻo a nā poʻe akamai, aʻo ka hapanui o lākou e loli i kahi - e kau i ka meaʻala ma ka lima a me ka pepeiao. Akā, hāʻawi hou wau i kahi'ōlelo hou, aʻalaʻoe i kaʻala ma laila, pehea e hiki ai i nā lehelehe o nā kānaka ke hoʻopā aku: i kaʻaoʻao o ka umauma, ka papalina, ka'ā'ī, ka lauoho.
I kēia manawa, e kū mālie i nā meaʻoi loa - ma luna o kaʻala. ʻO wai kahi e koho au ??? ʻAe, eia wauʻaʻoleʻoe he kākā'ōlelo. ʻOkoʻa kākou a pau,ʻo kekahi e like me keʻawaʻawa, kekahi, ke kula, aʻo ka citrus, aʻo kekahi poʻe he kelelele. Eʻike i hoʻokahi mea, no ka meaʻalaʻoleʻoe e koho ai,ʻaʻole ia e "kiki i ka ihu," he kapua māmā,ʻo ia, he nalu, ke uhi iāʻoe.
Ke kaʻina o kēia kānāwai. E hoʻomanaʻo,ʻo ka meaʻalaʻoe e honi ai i loko o kahi moe, kahi e hoʻonāukiuki ai i kou kanaka,ʻaʻole loa eʻaʻahu i ka kakahiaka i ke keʻena. A laila ma ke ala e hana ai, e holoʻoe i kekahi mau hewa.
ʻAʻole wau e hōʻaha i ka hana houʻana,ʻaʻohe kapua o nāʻuhane iʻoi aku ka waiwai nui eʻaeʻole aʻaʻole e kū ma kahi kokoke o keʻala o ka hou a me ke deodorant.
ʻO kekahi o nā mahalo nui loa aʻu i lohe ai i kahi kanaka,ʻo ia ka hua'ōlelo: "pehea ka maikaʻi o ka pume iāʻoe ...". I kēia manawa e hele pū ana kēia mahalo iaʻu ma nā wahi a pau. E hoʻomanaʻo! ʻOi aku ka maikaʻi o ka mālamaʻana i ka meaʻai, a iʻole kekahi kapa'ē aʻe, akā, e kau i luna o ka'emole o nāʻuhane maoli.
Pehea e koho ai i kouʻala '?? Akā,ʻo kahi mea āu e pilau iki ai, a lawe aku. Inā makemakeʻoe, e makemake nōʻo ia. No ka leʻaleʻa, ponoʻoe eʻike -ʻo ke ala maoli o kaʻaila e hōʻikeʻia i loko o kekahi mau hola, ma hope o ka hoʻohanaʻana. Ma kahi hale mālama pono'ī he mea hoʻolālā, hiki iāʻoe ke lawe i kahi hāmole mai ia mea a kau i ia ma kou lima a i kahi pepa kūikawā. E hauʻoli i kēia meaʻala no kekahi hola'ē aʻe, a laila eʻikeʻoe i kaʻoiaʻiʻo maoli o ke ala.
E kūʻai i kaʻalani i nā hale kūʻai. E hoʻolohe i nā mea a pau. ʻAʻole paʻa pono kaʻula o ka'ōmole - waiho i kahi'ē! ʻO kahi hui pilikino ponoʻole e mālama i nā lako. E nānā i ka nānāʻana o ka'ōmole, paʻiʻana. Pono nā mea a pau i ka nani a me ka pili.
ʻOiai, i ka hopena, e hoʻomaka i kēia manawa, koe wale nō ma kaʻaila mua. Makemakeʻoe e lilo i wahine nani,ʻikeʻoe? ʻAe,ʻo ia iʻaʻahuʻia. ʻOiai,ʻo kaʻaila ka lole o ka lua o nā wāhine!