A no nā mea'ē aʻe, uaʻano'ē mākou. ʻO Diametrically ma keʻano. ʻO nā mea e like me nā mea maʻamau, nāʻoluʻolu, nāʻano maikaʻi, nā mea aloha no mākou, no nā kāne, hiki ke lilo i kumu no ka hōʻino. A i kēia manawa uaʻoi loa aku ka huhū o kāu wahine aloha loa, a me ka huhū o kona huhū, a me kona makemake e lawe iāʻoe i ke kogasm, ua leleʻia e like me ka'ō'ō. He aha ka hopena, i ka manawa hea? A pehea keʻano-a me? He aha keʻano kūpono e hoʻonāukiuki ai i ko mākou huhū? Auē, he mau mea weliweli kahiko, e like me "Do not Bite!", Me nā hou hou hou i hoʻokomoʻia e nā loli i loaʻa i ka hoʻoiliʻana i nā hana kāne a wahine i nā makahiki he hala i hala.
ʻAe, uaʻano'ē nā wāhine. Aʻo kēia, no ka mea,ʻaʻole hiki ke hoʻololi wale i ka hapa nui o nā kānaka, a me nā mea e hanaʻia ma waena o nā wāhine ma ka moe.
ʻO kēlā'ōlelo waha ...
I kēlā me kēia lā, nīnau nā wāhine he nui i ka nīnau - pehea e aʻo ai i ka leʻaleʻa. Wahi a nā poho, 69% o ka wahine maikaʻi e hana mau i kēia - hāʻawi lākou i ko lākou mauʻoluʻolu waha. He mea pohihihi kēia no ke kumu e haʻalele ai kēia i nā 31%'ē aʻe, no ka mea, he paʻakikī ke hālāwaiʻana me kekahi kanaka e piliʻole ana i nā mea e like me ia. Makemake lākou iā ia, makemake mākou, aʻo kaʻoiaʻiʻo,ʻo ka wahine,ʻo ia keʻano o ke ola i kahi e hana ai mākou e hāʻawi kekahi i kekahi i ka leʻaleʻa. Aʻoiai he pāpā, ua lōʻihi ka nohoʻana o ke akua, he mea hikiʻole i kekahi o nā wāhine ke haʻaheo no ka pono o kaʻenehana. Aʻo nā mea a pau no ka mea hikiʻole i kekahi o nā mīkini ke pilikia i ka leo o ko lākou mau makemake, kūpono a aʻo. No kēlā mea a "uku" i nā meaʻono i hoʻopōʻinoʻia. No kaʻoiaʻiʻo, pono mākou e kūhewa. Ua hoʻohuli mākou i ka ihu no ka lōʻihi loa, i hōʻikeʻia i ka hoʻowahāwahā a me ka maka makaʻu,ʻo ka mea i hoʻomākaukauʻia e nā kāne e hiki ai i nā'ōlelo waha i kēia lā keʻikeʻia e nā kānaka iʻikeʻole i ka lokomaikaʻi. A noho mālie lākou, eʻae mai, e hopohopo e hoʻoweliweli, i ka'ōlelo. A me ke kūkākūkā i hope ("Pehea, pehea?", "Peheaʻoe e makemake ai?") Inā he leo leoʻole lākou e like me nā guerrilla, aʻaʻole paha lākou heʻikeʻole.
"He mea nui loa, pēpē!" . No laila, he nui nā "wahi kikoʻo" i loko o kēia pene.
No kekahi mea,ʻike mākou i kēia mau mea nei:ʻaʻole hiki iāʻoe keʻai. Akā, hiki iāʻoe keʻai ... me kou mau lehelehe. He mea ponoʻole ia e uhaki i ka papa hana, maiʻae i ka nānāʻana i nā maka me kahi nīnau leoʻole, "ʻAe, ua lawa kēia?", Mai ho'ōki i ka wā e kokoke ai ke kanaka e hele i ka'aemoma. Mai kaʻaoʻao o nā pāpā, he mea hōʻeha iā lākou. ʻO keʻano hana pono'ī, hikiʻole paha iāʻoe ke hōʻike i kaʻoihana kiʻekiʻe loa. Akā,ʻaʻole hiki ke nānā i ka "tutorial" - he kiʻi paʻi like. ʻO ke kūpono, me ka "puaʻa puaʻa", ke noi nei i kāna mea i makemake ai i kāna mea iʻike ai. Malia paha, e haʻi pono iāʻoe iho he hana hewa kāu,ʻaʻole eʻae kāu mea aloha, a e hōʻike aku ma keʻano o "kahi makuahine aunt" -ʻaʻole e paʻakikī. Homai iāʻoe, a uaʻoluʻoluʻo ia.
ʻO kekahi nīnau'ē aʻe e hoʻopauʻia nei, "E ale iho aʻaʻole paha e ale?". Hana aneiʻoe me ka pilikiaʻole? ʻAe, ke manaʻo nei nā kānaka i kēia. Eia kekahi, e like me nā aʻo o tantra yoga, he spelm maoli ka sperm o ka'ōpiopio. ʻAʻole hiki iāʻoe? Inā he mea nui i kāu mea aloha, ponoʻoe e hoʻoholo i kēia pilikia. ʻO ka mea nui -ʻaʻole e lūlū aʻaʻole hoʻi e kuha, he hoʻohaʻahaʻa. Hiki iāʻoe ke ho'āʻo e hoʻoikaika i ka hopena o ka sperm ma kaʻai, inā he kumu kēia. No laila, ua manaʻoʻiaʻo ka kiwi, ka milo a me ka pineapo e maʻalahi ai, ka plum a me nā kiku - maikaʻi. Akā,ʻo ka cafe a me ka beer e hoʻopili i ka hopena maikaʻi, e hāʻawi ana i kaʻawaʻawa sperm. ʻO kekahi mea nui:ʻo ka nui o kāu manawa e moe ai,ʻoi aku ka maʻalahi o kaʻonoʻana i ka'uhu, me ka lōʻihi o ke kuʻiʻana, a lilo i meaʻono, me kaʻono a me kaʻala.
Ināʻaʻole kōkua kēia, e ho'āʻo e hoʻonohonoho i ka'ōpoki male ma kou waha i hikiʻole i ka sperm a me ka poli ke komo i nā'ōʻai - ma ke kumu o ke alelo.
Mai'ōlelo nui
Hiki i nā kāne ke hele i ka wā e noho ai. ʻO kēia mau mea "audua mai erotica" mai ke aloha i ka wā e hele pū ana ka papahana me kāu mau manaʻo. ʻO nā hua'ōlelo e hōʻike ana i kou makemake, ka'ōlelo obscene, i hoʻokūʻia i loko o kahi haʻalū i kahi leo haʻihaʻi, a me ke kūponoʻole e like me ka uēʻana, "Mom!" Mai haʻaleleʻoe i kēlāʻano kanaka, no ka mea, he hōʻailona kēia mau mea a pau e lilo ana kou poʻo a no kona mai. Inā hoʻokomo kekahi iāʻoe e kamaʻilio ("Ua maikaʻiʻoe?"), E'ōlelo! ʻO ka mea nui,ʻaʻole e hoʻokau i ka ho'āʻoʻana i kaʻakaʻaka, e like me ka heroine o ka moʻolelo pupule kolohe. ʻO nā mea a pau e hauʻoli nei iāʻoe he maikaʻi a he pololei. A inā hiki iāʻoe ke hoʻokō i ka hoʻoholo a hoʻoneʻe i kāu kāne e loheʻo ia he "pōʻino" a he meaʻono paha,ʻaʻoleʻo ia e hopohopo e like me kahi hua'ōlelo mai kahi kiʻiʻino.
ʻAʻohe hoʻokani nui loa! No ka mea,ʻaʻole mālama nā kānaka i ka wahaheʻe a me ka wahaheʻe wahaheʻe. ʻAe, makemake ke kanaka e lohe i kēlā hoa i kēia hoa,ʻo ia ke kanaka punahele loa ma ka honua, akā e kānaluaʻo ia i kouʻoiaʻiʻo ināʻoe e pau i ka lāʻau.
ʻAe, he ahaʻole e haʻi aku, no ka mea ua pilinaʻoe me kekahi mea'ē aʻe. ʻEhia mau manawa i'ōleloʻia e pili ana i kēia, a hoʻomau mau nā wāhine i kēia hana. A makehewa!
No ka hoʻopoina i ka wā e pili ana i kou mau hewa
Ua hana nā kānakaʻepekema mai Ke Kulanui o Kaleponi i kahi hoʻokolohua - ua hele i kahi o kahi tausani kānaka - i ka wā i hāʻawiʻia ai nā kauā e hoʻolālā i nā kiʻi o nā wāhine i nāʻauʻau kai. No laila,ʻaʻole i kohoʻia ka hapanui o nā maka'āinana no nā kaikamahine lōʻihi o ka la Barbie, akā, no nā wāhine hānai a paʻakikī kino, aʻo kona mau hīmeni, ua like nō ia me ka hora hora. Aʻaʻole ma keʻano. Huliʻia he'ōwiliʻokoʻa a me nā hiʻupuʻu āpau (pono i ka pūhaka i ka hipoki he 70%) e heluheluʻia e nā kānaka e hōʻailona i ka ulu. Akāʻo kēia,ʻaʻole ia he'ōlelo ia i nā wāhine me nā'ōpū liʻiliʻi,ʻaʻole lākou iʻike ma kahi kokoke. ʻO kekahi mea'ē aʻe:ʻaʻole iʻike nā kānaka i ka hapalua o nā mea a mākou e manaʻoʻiʻo nei i ko lākou mau hewa. Heʻuʻuku o lākou a maopopo i keʻano o ka cellulite a iʻole ka setochka vascular i ka wāwae. Akā inā e kuhikuhiʻoe i ia mea, hiki i ka hoʻokae a me ka hoʻololi i kēia mau mea, aʻo ia,ʻo ia! -ʻike i kou hemahema.
ʻO ka nīnau,ʻo ia ka mea e pono ai
ʻO ka palekana i loko o kou kino a me kou kino e alakaʻi pinepine ai i ka mea maoli e hoʻomaka ana ka wahine e pale i ka moekolohe, aʻo ia he mea nānāʻole. No laila, hoʻohilahila ka poʻe nui i kahi mea liʻiliʻi e noho i ka nohoʻana o ka mea holo, a me nā mea kānalua i nāʻoihanaʻoihana o nā puʻupaʻa momona ma nāʻaoʻao eʻae i ka puka ma hope o ke kanaka aʻike i nā hemahema o kona kua. ʻO nā wāhine hilahila nui ke makemake e loaʻa ka moekolohe i loko o ka pouli, aʻo ka wahine pono'ī ua hoʻemiʻia i kahi o nā wikiwiki wikiwiki, "hoʻonaʻauao" a me nā pā, a he mea hōʻoluʻolu ia a heʻoluʻolu. A, e manaʻoʻiʻo mai iaʻu,ʻoi aku kaʻoi aku o ka pōʻino i ka pilina ma mua o ka wrinkles ma hope a me ka'ōpū. Inā he wahine koa a he mea paleʻole, aloha i kona kino, a lailaʻaʻoleʻike ke kanaka i nā kīnā, a ināʻo ia,ʻaʻoleʻo ia e hopohopo i kēlā mea, no ka mea,ʻoiai, ua maikaʻiʻo ia me kēia wahine ma ka moe. Akā,ʻo ka paʻakikī a me ka mea ikaika e pepehi i ka makemake i ke kumu.
ʻO keʻano liʻiliʻi a maikaʻi
Ma mua, ua'ōhumu nā kānaka no ka hemahema o nā wāhine ma ka moe, e hāʻawi ana i ka hoa i kahi inoa inoa "log". I kēia manawa, uaʻoi nui aʻe ka ikaika o mākou ma luna o kahi moe, akā, aia nō i kēia manawa nā hoʻopiʻi e pili ana i ka holoʻana. ʻAʻoleʻo ia ke komoʻana, akā, i kekahi mau lālā, manaʻoʻole, e like me ka'ōlelo aʻo, e hoʻomanaʻo: "E moe kāua, mai ala!" Ināʻaʻoleʻoe e makemake i ka moekolohe, pono eʻole e hana i ka mea āpau, ma mua o ka hoʻohaʻahaʻa i kekahi kanaka ma ke koiʻana i ke kino. Ma hope o nā mea a pau, i ka wā e nīnau aiʻoe i kahi moe, e hōʻikeʻoe i kahi kanaka i konaʻanoʻuʻuku ma kēia wahi -ʻaʻole hiki iā ia ke hoʻoneʻe i kou makemake. Aʻo wai ke makemake e moe me ka "kino kinoʻole"? Ma kēiaʻano,ʻaʻohe hoʻololi o nā manaʻo a me ka ikaika, a me ka hoʻoikaika likeʻana e hiki ke hanaʻia kēia mau hana maʻalahi me ka'īpani lei.
Hana nui
ʻAʻole makemake nā kāne i nā wahine pule hele, akā, he kumu nui ka hopohopo. ʻO kēia ka "palena nui o ka manawa" - ua loli nā wāhine, a kahi i hāʻawiʻia ai, ua lawe mākou, aia kā mākou e lawe nei. ʻAʻole e pili ana kēia i ka noho ola wale nō, akā, e moe pū nō hoʻi. ʻO ka mea i manaʻoʻia ma mua i ka manaʻo o ke kāne - pili i ka pilina, ke kāne no ka pō hoʻokahi, leʻaleʻa, ma ke kumukūʻai - ke hoʻohanaʻia nei e nā wāhine. A - he mea kupaianaha -ʻaʻole i mākaukau nā kāne no kēia. Ke ... manaʻo nei lākou i nā mea hoʻohana, nā mea pili i ka moe kolohe, makemakeʻole i ke aloha a me ke aloha. He kama'āina, 'aʻole anei? ʻO keʻano hoʻokahi a me ka wahine. Hana nui, i ka laweʻana o ka wahine i nā mea a pau i loko o kona lima ma kahi moe, hoʻonāuki i ka hopena -ʻaʻohe like.
ʻAʻole wale nā wāhine , akā ua hana hewa nā kauā i loko o ka lumi moe. A no muli o ka moekolohe he hana like,ʻo nā hemahema o kekahi e hoʻopōʻino i kekahi, e hoʻopau i nā mea leʻaleʻa a pau o ke kino. He aha nā mea i hoʻokomoʻia e nā wāhine ma kā lākou "puke pale'ōlelo"?
Pōʻuku ma mua. Manaʻo nā kānaka heʻoi aku ka nui o ka hoʻopāʻana i nā manawaʻelua, hoʻopili wale i ka clitoris a hiki iāʻoe ke hele i ka moekolohe. A laila, ua hele ke kāne i ka hana, aʻaʻole i mākaukau ka wahine: pono iā ia e "hopu i ka hoa ma ka neʻeʻana" aiʻole ... e noho mālieʻole.
Ka nui . ʻAʻole hiki iā mākou keʻike me nā kumuʻole o ka hapalua o nā kānaka - kahi manaʻo nui i kekahi hua'ōlelo "ikaika". I keʻano o ka hauʻoli, hiki i ke kanaka ke pīpī i kona umauma a nui, a pēpē i kahi pēpē, me kaʻikeʻole i ka hopena o kaʻeha. Hoʻoikaika ka ikaika o nā kāne i ka hoʻonuiʻana i nā wāhine, akā,ʻaʻole hiki i nā mea a pau ke hana, kūpono, kauʻia.
He kūlike me nā wāhine'ē aʻe. ʻO ke kanaka "keʻakeʻa" ma luna oʻoukou, aʻaʻole hiki iāʻoe ke komo i ka'aemora,ʻoiai "nā makana" hiki ke'ōleloʻia i kēlā manawa i kēia manawa "Ua maikaʻiʻoe?". Aia kekahi kohoʻoi akuʻoi aku kaʻino, i kaʻikeʻoleʻana i ka pane kūpono i kā lākou mau hana, ua hōʻehaʻia ke kanaka i ka hukiʻana: "He mea'ē, akā, makemake nā mea a pau i nā mea a pau!"