ʻO Sparta kēia!
ʻO Comedy.ʻO ka loaʻaʻana o kaʻike me nā Spartans, he hoa mele o nā mea hou loa a me nā hōʻike pāʻani kaulana loa, heʻano naʻaupō ia e like me ka mea i hiki ke noʻonoʻo -ʻo ka hale hunterbacked Paris Hilton a me Britney Spears i ka Well of Death,ʻaʻole ia he meaʻokoʻa e hana nei maʻaneʻi.
Luna Hoʻokele: Jason Friedberg, Aaron Zeltser
Moanalua: Sean Maguire, Carmen Electra, Ken Davitian
Keʻimi nei i nā leo leo o ka mea e hikiʻole ke hoʻopoinaʻia I Will Survive Gloria Gaynor, 13 (!) Nā mokulele e hula i Thermopylae - ke kaua me ka pūʻali koa Xerxes. Ma hope o kona lāhuiʻo Sparta ka māhele o nā rula paʻa. Inā hānauʻia he pēpē'ōmaʻomaʻo'ōmaʻomaʻo maʻaneʻi, ua kiolaʻiaʻo ia mai ka pali. Inā he 'Āsia ke keiki, e hāʻawi iā Brad Pitt a me Angelina Jolie. Inā hānau ka wahine i kahi keiki kūpono - heʻumiʻumi a me nā pahu i loko o kona'ōpū, ua hānaiʻiaʻo ia e like me ke koa. Ma mua o nā Spartans e kali ana i ke koko a me ka hanohano, i ka momona o Xerxes, i ka hunterbacked Paris Hilton a me ka Transformer makamae loa, i kāohi wale i ka kiʻi.
I kēia wā i ka hoʻomakaʻana, me keʻano o ka penguin e'ōlelo maʻalahi, aʻo ka Mō'ī Leonid e hakakā, ua maopopo nā mea a pau. Inā nā mea'ē aʻe, e like me "Paked Pistol", "Hotheads" a me "The Scary Movie", he mau hoʻomaʻemaʻe hoʻomaʻemaʻe, hana pepehi kanaka o ka Hollywood māhele, a lailaʻo "Spartans" he hell, kahi o nā kiʻiʻoniʻoni a me nā pūnaewele , e like me Paris Hilton, ma hope o ka makeʻana. Maanei e hoʻonāukiukiʻia lākou e nā pōpōʻuʻuku,ʻaʻoleʻo ka hope loa o nā pelekikena o ka pena penaʻo Jason Friedberg aʻo Aaron Zeltser, ka mea i pana mua iā "Tric Epic Cinema" a me "Thrill".
Hana lākou me ka inainaʻole,ʻoi aku me ke aloha - pēlā e hiki ai i ka kanikō ke kamaʻilio nanea e pili ana i ke kiko e pau ai ka kino o ke kanaka maʻi. ʻO ka pilikia (inā loaʻa kekahi pilikia maʻaneʻi), he mea pupule nā keikikāneʻelua e like me nā cangers ma kaʻoliʻoli. Ma ka pūnāwai o ka make, kahi i pale aiʻo Leonid i nāʻelele Peresia, e lele i ka Britney Spears keleawe, e hōʻike aku ana nā luna kānāwai a me nā alakaʻi o ka hōʻike TV kaulana,ʻo Paris Hilton me ka lima haʻahaʻa a me ka lima'ākau - nā hopena o ka hoʻopaʻahaoʻana, ma hope o ka mō'ī Spartan (ka mō'īwahineʻo Carmen Electra) ʻO Borat "a me nā mea momona huahana-villain mai ka" Borat "ʻo Ken Davitian i hōʻikeʻia ma keʻano o Xerxes.
Akāʻaʻoleʻo Friedberg a me Zeltser e hōʻeuʻeu no ko lākou nui loa - ma hope o nā mea a pau, e like me ko mākou paʻakikī,ʻo kā mākou "Best Film" i loaʻa ai ke kālā maikaʻi loa, aʻaʻole hiki ke kapaʻia kona mau mea hehena. ʻO ia wale nō ka hanaʻole a nā hoaaloha i ko lākou mau honua pono'ī mai kahi hoʻopunipuni kūponoʻole, e like me ka moeʻuhane o ke kuʻikuʻi, i kēlā me kēia makahiki e hoʻokauʻia e nānā i nā mea a pau e hele i ka hale kiʻi, a ma ke ahiahi, e hoʻi mai ana i ka home - e nānā pū me kāna wahine i kahi hōʻike TV nui. "ʻO ka wahine hoʻokahi wale nō i ka honua e pono e hilinaʻiʻoe, Leonid," wahi a kāna wahine i ke tsar. "Oprah ...", -ʻokoʻaʻo ia me kaʻike.
ʻAʻole i hōʻikeʻia ka pīʻani i nā mea hōʻeuʻeu maʻAmelika ma mua o ka hoʻomakaʻana, e hopohopo ana i ka pākeke. Ma hope o ka papahana, ua hoʻopihapihaʻia kaʻaoʻao no nā manaʻo e pili ana i ka kiʻiʻoniʻoni ma luna o imdb me ka mile mile o nā hua'ōlelo e hoʻomaka ana me nā hua'ōlelo "ʻO kēia keʻano o nā kiʻiʻoi loa loa aʻu iʻike ai." ʻAʻole he mea kānalua, no ka nui loa o lākou - me kahi kālā hoʻolālā he 18 miliona, ua hoʻokipa ke kiʻi i 34 miliona. He meaʻoluʻolu ka uku, aʻo ka hoʻopaʻi ma luna o nā mea waiwai ke mahaloʻia, akā,ʻaʻole i liʻiliʻi ka liʻiliʻi ma mua o ka "Eʻike i nā Spartans," i nā kiʻiʻoniʻoni a me nā hōʻike televise -ʻoiai.
A ināʻoe e hele i kēia kiʻi nui, pilikino, hōʻailona e hoʻopiʻi ai i ka pīʻani kahi i laweʻia ai kēia mele, aiʻole ke kui pīpī e kuhi ana i loko o ke kahakai hau o Sandman, aʻo ke Transformer e hoʻopaʻaʻia i kahi kaula i paʻa i loko o ke kumu,ʻaʻoleʻoe eʻakaʻaka - ʻaʻole hoʻi i ka wā eʻikeʻia ai kahi penguin,ʻaʻole hoʻi i ka wā e hōʻike ai ka Mō'ī Leonid i ka Wookiees - heʻino. Ināʻaʻoleʻoe iʻike i kēia mau kiʻiʻoniʻoni, aiʻoleʻoe makemake iā lākou, aiʻoleʻoe i kuhihewa i ka puka - "E hōʻike anaʻo Alexander" Sokurov ma kahi o ka lumi e hiki mai ana.