I ka manawa e hele ai ka wahine e mare,ʻaʻohe ikaika e hiki ai ke ho'ōki iā ia. ʻAe, aʻaʻole mākou e loaʻa i kahi manawa. He meaʻoleʻole ia! Akā, eʻike i ke kāne maikaʻi - e kōkua kāua. Akā, kōkua i ka poʻe kilokilo, ka mea i hana i ke kuhi, e hōʻoia ana i nā kāne maikaʻi ma ka hōʻailona hōʻailona.
ʻO kahi 12 kahi hope loa - Gemini
Ke kāne Gemini, e like me ka meli mai Winnie the Pooh -ʻano like ia, akāʻaʻoleʻo ia ma ia manawa. ʻOiaiʻo ke kāne e noho mau ana meʻoe, a he kūʻoluʻolu kona kūlanaʻohana - he mea hiki ke hūnā ma hope, ināʻo ia. Aʻo kēia "ināʻo ia" - konaʻano o ke ola. ʻAʻole hiki iā ia ke hoʻohala i nā wāhine'ē aʻe ma ka mareʻana i hoʻokahi. He nani loa lākou a pau, no laila, e hoʻopakele iā lākou mai kahi noho kaʻawale. I loko o kaʻohana,ʻikeʻiaʻo ia, akā, ma keʻano he kaulike,ʻaʻole wale nō - a laila me nā palapala kāleka, a laila me nā hoa helehelena, a laila me kekahi wahine'ē aʻe. No ka hoʻomanawanui i ka Twin ma keʻano he kāne ke hiki wale i nā heluʻelua: 1 - he akua wahine ia; 2 - Aiaʻo ia i ka wahine, ke akua ... maikaʻi, i loko oʻekolu -ʻo ia i ka wahine, ka diabolō!
Kahi 11 - Pisces
He kāne koʻikoʻiʻo Husband-Pisces nāna e makemake i kahi kīʻaha mai kahi meaʻai Farani nui, a laila i nā peni, a laila i ka makuahine, a me nā pāʻani mākua pū me ia. No laila,ʻo ka wahine maikaʻi loa iā Pisces, he momona maʻamau ia i ka diploma o ke kahu, hiki iā ia ke pā a pale i ka pale. He mau wāhine wale nō e hoʻomanawanui i kēlā mau mea. Akā,ʻo ka mea hoʻopiʻi pinepine i ka paʻakikī. 'Ōlelo like lākou me ka hikiʻole ke loaʻa kahi kāne i kūpaʻa ma ka honua holoʻokoʻa. ʻOiai i kipakuʻiaʻo ia (ʻaʻole kona kūlana i ke kūlana), hoʻiʻo ia e like me kahi Mukhtar pono!
10 wahi - Sagittarius
ʻO Male Sagittari - nā kāne kāne a pau! He mea alohaʻo ia, a pono iā ia ke ulu i kona mau lima mai kahi aku, a he makua maikaʻiʻo ia, a uaʻikeʻo ia i ka nui o ke aloha ...ʻAʻole,ʻo ka mea hope loaʻaʻole kūlana, akā, ka hoʻopaʻi lani no kāna wahine. ʻO kahi kuli, makapō, makapō a me ka manaʻoʻole e hiki ke hoʻomanawanui i nā hana aloha a Sagittari. Aia nā'ōlelo leka e noho nei nā wāhine. Ua mālamaʻole lākou i kona mau haku wahine i kona moena pono'ī. Akāʻaʻoleʻo Sagittari e hana ia mea no ka mea he meaʻino. Ua kānana waleʻo ia i ke kū hoʻokahi!
Ka 9th place - Scorpio
ʻO nā kāne kāne-Scorpios he mau mea hoʻokani maikaʻi. ʻAʻole pono lākou i ke kanaka me ko lākou manaʻo iho,ʻaʻole loa, he wahine. ʻAʻole naʻe i lawa kēlā mea! ʻO Cin Cinrelrella wale nō,ʻoiai, i ka maleʻana i ka Prince-Scorpio,ʻaʻole ia e moe i ka liloʻana i wahine aliʻi. ʻAʻohe pōpō, nā kālepa gula a me nā kāmaʻa kalamele! ʻO ka wahine Borscht, ka wahine borsch! Ponoʻo ia e hīmeni hou, pāʻani i ka lira, uaʻikeʻo ia i nā'ōlelo'ē aʻe aʻelua a nona ka inoa o kekahi Miss Universe.
Kahi 8 - Cancer
ʻO Male Cancer - ke kūlana maikaʻi, e like me kāna wahine. A no ke aha mai keia, mai lawe mua oe ?! He kanaka lokomaikaʻiʻo ia, he makuakāne kupanaha, he punahele i nā kupunawahine kahiko, he mea ukiuki o nā kaikamāhine. ʻO ia,ʻo nā mākuahine a me nā hoaaloha, uaʻike nuiʻiaʻo ia. ʻO kahi wahine me ka hoʻomehana maikaʻi i mālamaʻia kaʻohana,ʻike ka mea'ē aʻe -ʻo ke olakinoʻana o ka maʻi nui superhero i loko o ka pali paʻakiki. ʻIkeʻo ia, a ua hāmau. No ka mea,ʻaʻole ia e kūpono i kahiʻohana kūikawā o ka maʻi Cancer e lawe i ka lole olonā mai ka hale.
7 wahi -ʻAi
He kāne maoliʻo Husband-Aries! Uaʻikeʻo ia i ka hoʻounaʻana i ka hoa, a hele i loko o ka lauʻano, a hāʻawi i ka kālā a kona makuahōnōwai wahine i hāʻawi ai e kūʻai i ka faila. No ke aha e makemake ai lākou i ka mea hauā? He mea hiki ke hoʻokomoʻia i loko o ia mea,ʻo lākou me ka Micieke sidekick (ka mea a lākou i hālāwai ai me ka lauhine i ka lapaʻa)ʻai a inu aʻaʻole lākou i lawe mai i ka home. ʻO Mitaya home,ʻaʻoleʻo ia. No ke aha lā e hopohopo ai kāu wahine aloha? ʻAʻoleʻo ia makemake i kēia! A alohaʻo ia iā ia! Nui loa! A heʻoiaʻiʻo.
6 wahi - Aquarius
ʻO Male Aquarius -ʻaʻoleʻo ia he kāne piha loa. Ua like konaʻano i ka "hoʻomākaukau"ʻana o ke kāne maikaʻi. He aha ka mea e hoʻokuʻuʻia mai ia mea, e loaʻa iāʻoe. I kēia manawa, e noʻonoʻoʻoe i keʻano o ke kāne āu e makemake ai, e nohoʻo ia ma kahi e kanu aiʻoe, eʻai i nā uala i nehinei a nānāʻole i ka hōʻike punahele a kā wahine. Loaʻa kona moe. ʻIkeʻo ia iā ia iho ma kāna moku pono'ī, me ka meaʻoi aku ka mea kūʻai nui aʻaʻole hoʻi he wahine iʻoi aku ka uku. No laila, inā makemakeʻoe e lilo i wahine alohaʻo Aquarius, ponoʻoe e hana ikaika i kāna mau moeʻuhane. No laila, he kāne maikaʻi kāu.
5 wahi - Taurus
Mālamaʻiaʻo Malerus, mālama, hoʻolohe a hoʻomaha. Ke nānā neiʻoe iā ia, a huāhuāʻoe! ʻAʻole hiki ke hoʻololi, kālā ka laweʻana i ka kope kope, hiki iā ia ke holoi i nā'upapā, ke kuke i nā mea like, i nā hemahema o ka wahine e pani i nā maka. Ināʻaʻoleʻoe e hoʻonoe i mua o kou ihu, a laila hiki iāʻoe keʻaʻaʻole i ko lākou hemahema. ʻO keʻano nui,ʻaʻoleʻo kāna kāne, akāʻo ka moeʻuhane o kona mau hoaaloha a pau. ʻO ia wale nō i hōʻehaʻehaʻia me ia. Hoʻopili i ka ho'ōho! E hoʻokele au i kaʻona i kaʻona i ka hale, aiʻole he aha?
4 wahi - Libra
ʻO ke kāne o ka Libra a i loko o nā makahikiʻekolu a me kanakolukumamākolu e lilo i kumu no ka hoʻohālikeʻana i nā kāne a pauʻole o ka naʻau. ʻAʻole loaʻo ia eʻae i ke kāpiliʻana i ke kola i loko o ka moe, me ka hāʻawiʻole i nā pua me ke kumuʻole a me ka hoʻonohonohoʻana i nāʻahaʻaina aloha i nā lā e hoʻomanaʻoʻoleʻia, e hoʻomanaʻo anaʻo ia ma kaʻikeʻole. A ma ka moe, ua likeʻo ia me he kāne māhoe - he akua! Akā, hōʻikeʻo ia i kāna mau taleni hōʻalo wale nō i kāna wahine. ʻO ka mea nui, he mea nui loa ka mea nāna e hoʻolilo i ka wahine i mea ola. Akā ...ʻO ka poʻe a me ia nō kēia "akā"! Eʻike kākou - eʻike kākou!
3 wahi - Capricorn
ʻO Male Capricorn e wehe i nā lunaʻekolu o nā kāne maikaʻi. ʻO ka wahine i lanakila ma ka puʻuwai o Capricorn,ʻo ia ka wahine hauʻoli loa. ʻO kaʻoiaʻiʻo, no ka hoʻonāukiuki o kona puʻuwai,ʻaʻole ia e makemake e mare iā ia. ʻO ka mua, iā ia ka manawa o nā wāhine maikaʻi loa. A pehea lā, e ke kanaka, kahi i hoʻopaʻaʻia i hale waihona waiwai o nā kānaka hanohano, "he manawa kūpono" no nā wāhine kūpono. Aʻo ka lua, he hemahema kona. ʻAʻole makemakeʻo ia e mare! Hoʻohui,ʻaʻohe mea,ʻaʻole loa! A he mea pono! Ināʻole, e lele koke aku i kahiʻekolu!
2 mau wahi - Leo
ʻO ke kāne wahine Lion ka meaʻoi loa i ka mō'ī ma waena o nā kāne. No ke aha? ʻOiaiʻo kānaʻoihana i ke kāne e like me ka papik. ʻAʻoleʻo ia i ka maleʻana, akā, nā mea hoʻoholo. ʻO kāna hyperope he manawaʻoluʻolu loa ia, aʻo nā wāhine hoʻokamaniʻole a me nā mea nui loa. Akā, hikiʻole ke lilo i mea pilikino i ka mō'ī! ʻOiaʻiʻo, he nui nā kānaka i kū i kēia kūlana, a aʻo e aʻo i nā mea e mahalo ai, mahalo a haʻalulu ai me ka mō'ī. ʻAʻole kaʻoihana paʻakikī loa. ʻO ia wale nō ka mea wale nō e pono ai i ke kāne ke hāʻawi i kona lokomaikaʻi.
1 kahi kahi - Virgo
Auē, kēia mau Virgo! Ma nā wahi a pau e lawe i nā wahi mua! A ma waena o nā miliona miliona ka mua, a ma waena o nā kaikamāhine ma mua, a ma waena o nā kāne pono keʻano mua. Pehea e hikiʻole ai i kekahi ke hāʻule i ke aloha me ka makemakeʻole e mare ināʻo nā hiʻohiʻona a pau i ka maka o kēlā wahine kēia wahine e hana i ke kāne i loko o ia ?! ʻO ia wale nō ke aloha,ʻo ia,ʻoiaʻiʻo, hiki nō, akā, no ka maleʻana,ʻaʻole nā mea likeʻole. ʻO ka meaʻoiaʻiʻo,ʻo ka mea nui o kahi kanaka Virgo - noʻonoʻo - alakaʻi iā ia ma lalo o ka lei aliʻi wale nō me kahi wahine manaʻolana,ʻo ia hoʻiʻo La Brigitte Jones. No laila, ināʻaʻole hiki i kahi kanaka-Virgo ke'ōlelo e pili ana iāʻoe: "E hala kēia mea pōʻino me aʻuʻole!", A laila, hikiʻole iāʻoe ke hoʻokani iā ia.